pugletto:

What if Joel had died instead of Tess?
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pugletto:

Chillin’ villains. (If Joel had died instead of Tess.)
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fidefortitude:

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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We are eating the shadowy remnants of a dead species.

carvanha:

keytotruth:

thelastofbill:

keytotruth:

*opinion*

*thousand word essay about how your opinion is disgusting and wrong and you should be ashamed of yourself*

*another essay following up about how said opinion shouldn’t have been posted in the first place and unnecessary comment about how i’m probably a privileged cis-gendered white male*  

*Supernatural gif with cheesy caption*

tahthetrickster:

drewapple:

i can only picture these people stranded out in the middle of the ocean in this picture. like there is nothing around them for thousands of miles 

#but why does it have a little pool of water on it #a pool in ur pool

houseofhannibal:

barackobotm:

omgcatasaurus:

barackobotm:

PEOPLE WITH PRETTY EYES UPSET ME SO MUCH, LIKE UR EYES ARE SO FUCKING GORGEOUS AND SPARKLY AND THEY HAVE A NICE COLOR, AND THEN MINE ARE JUST THIS REALLY DARK BROWN 

Your eyes are just like brownies and brownies are goopy and delicious so that means your eyes are delicious aswell, who needs sparkles

pls dont eat my eyes 

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I feel special when someone online calls me by my name it’s like aw you took one second of your life to remember bless your little soul you beautiful human four for you

skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at